I had been having this odd feeling about our laundry detergent. So today I started to research it online. I re-typed in EVERYTHING that was on the bottle label to translate it and that didn’t help. I searched Amazon Germany to see if they sold it to get a description. They don’t sell detergent but they do sell a book that talks about “the world outlook for commercial, industrial, and institutional liquid laundry detergents across more than 200 countries.” WHAT?!?! Who would want to read that? I figured that someone worked on that project who was similar in personality to Sheldon on “The Big Bang Theory”. Anyway, after a bit more research I found out that in fact I have been using fabric softener to clean our clothes and not laundry detergent. I felt a little embarrassed but it is actually very common for people who move here to have absolutely no clue as to what they are actually purchasing since labels don’t really tell you what the product is. I must say the fabric softener did seem to do a good job at tricking me into thinking we had clean clothes. But I can’t use it anymore now that I know it is not detergent.
So I bundled CD up since it was once again cold outside and grabbed all of my change. The awful part about Euros is there are a lot of coins and not a lot of paper bills. Who would want to lug around coins to pay for things? No one, but I had to because it was the only money I had and if I don’t use it, C won’t and then we would end up becoming millionaires on coins. I counted how much I had (around €14.45) and put it in a plastic bag since I didn’t have anything else to hold this large stash of money. It mostly consisted of 20 and 5 cent euros, so you can do the math on how many coins I had…a lot. I also had a list of other things that we needed for the apartment like hand soap, paper towels, pot cleaning sponge, baby food, etc. CD and I then headed to the DM.
On our way out I thought that it will be a wonderful time to practice a new line in German with the concierge. We exchanged greetings and I told him that we have officially moved in to the apartment. He had asked a few times back when we would be moving in, and I told him I was not sure, so I figured this would be the answer to his question. Well, he looked at me with a blank stare, but I was prepared. I had written down what I had said and showed it to him to make sure there was no confusion. Still a blank stare from him. This was not how I pictured this scene to go. I thought I would tell him and then he would smile and say Ok or something. Luckily, in walked a girl and the concierge asked her if she spoke English and she did. I told her to tell him that we have really moved in to the apartment. She told him and then relayed back to me, “He knows already”. I said thank you and just left. I then realized that I will never talk to this man again unless I truly need something from him. Like a package. Other than that I will just smile and walk out the door. I think he may appreciate it also. Maybe I am just trying to be too friendly to someone who doesn’t really want the interaction. I thought it would be a great way for me to practice my German, but that bubble has been burst.
We made my way to the DM and went around picking up the things that we needed while I kept a tally of what I was spending since I didn’t want to go over my allotted coin amount. When I gave my things to the cashier, she kept asking questions. I shook my head “yes” and “no” while not really sure if I was answering correctly but she never looked at me weird so I figure it worked. Then the amount came up to be around €13. I took out my bag and started rummaging for the correct amount in coins. She would quickly pick up the coins as I put them down. I then heard a sigh from the guy behind me. After some time the cashier said some number in German but I just continued to count out my coins. The guy behind me told me that the cashier had said I needed 75 more cents. I got the right amount out and handed it to the cashier. My pile of coins has dwindled down and I packed my bag with all the things that we purchased. I noticed that the guy behind me had purchased the fabric softener that I had been using as laundry detergent and I confirmed with him (since I knew he spoke English) that it was in fact softener and not detergent. I then pulled out the laundry detergent that I just bought and showed it to him in hopes that I have actually gotten it right this time. He told me it IS detergent but it is just for colored fabrics. UGH! Now I need one for whites. Since the washing machines here are different, you need to be careful what you use. They do sell detergents that work for both whites and colors, I think, but I just have the luck of not picking the right one….since NONE of the labels tell you what the product actually is.
On my way into the building, I checked the mailbox and it seems like it takes about a week for a letter to get from the US to us. That isn’t that long so I’m happy. Keep the letters coming….we love them. When I can finally find cards, envelopes and the post office, letters will be sent to the US too. My IPhone arrived today, but I will look at it tonight after I post for the day.
I came home mentally exhausted from that trip and thought that CD would take a nap, to give me a little rest. Of course he acted all tired so we went through our normal nap routine, I fed him the veggies that we got at the DM, changed his diaper and then put him in his crib, but after a little while of being in his room by himself, he started to fuss. I went and checked on him and his whole room smelled. Now, normally this would not be a good thing, but this made me the happiest mom ever because I knew what that smell meant: Poop. And a lot of it. Finally! It must have been the veggies. So I changed him and opened all the windows in the apartment to get the smell to leave.
The rest of the day was spent playing with CD and straightening our things. Once CD went to bed for the night I brushed my teeth and used the new mouthwash that I had bought at the DM today. As soon as I took the cap off, I realized it was a little different too. It had a top like a salad dressing bottle: with a hole in the middle. I thought it was weird but I tipped it back and attempted to shake some into my mouth. Right away I realized that the mouthwash was strong and only swished it for a little bit before I had spit it out. At that point, my eyes were watering, my tongue and lips were burning, and I felt like I looked like CD with drool just pouring out of my mouth. THIS my friend is why even though some labels in Germany don’t actually give directions, you should still read EVERY SINGLE label. I found out as I glanced at the label that you are supposed to add 2 drops to a small glass of water and then swish it around your mouth. I felt like Ralph Wiggum from “The Simpsons” when he ate the purple berries and said “They taste like burning!”